flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it

"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."

by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

flabbergasted

When a guy named joey says cockwobble

Im so flabbergasted
OMG ME TOO

by anonymous August 16, 2022

Flabbergasted

HAving strrokwel

Jhonny was flabbergasted

by Haver of bitches July 3, 2022

Flabbergasted

When you have a nasty shit coming but you can’t push it out

Damn bruh, I was so flabbergasted last night that I missed the big game

by Black Hammer10 May 2, 2019

Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.

"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."

by 666onyou June 8, 2021