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flabbergasted vaginia

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."
by FieryAshes February 18, 2009
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cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it
"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."
by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020
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flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.
His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle
by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016
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Flabbergasted

When you just took a shit and you feel empty inside.
"Dude! That taco had me Flabbergasted!"
by Smokey_56 June 5, 2018
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flabbergastation

it has no significant relation to gas stations
just EXTREMELY flabbergasted
"this bitch is so crazy, it left me flabbergastation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by aaahhchew July 11, 2024
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Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.
"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."
by 666onyou June 8, 2021
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Flabbergastful

To show how surprised or shocked you are. Or to describe something in a fun, positive way! This word can be used in the past, present, and future. For example..

Great wolf lodge will be so flabbergastful.

Great wolf lodge is so flabbergastful.

Great wolf lodge was so flabbergastful.
Disney was flabbergastful. Disney is flabbergastful. Disney will be flabbergastful
by AbbiandWyatt April 28, 2023
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