flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it

"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."

by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

Flabbergasted

When you have a nasty shit coming but you can’t push it out

Damn bruh, I was so flabbergasted last night that I missed the big game

by Black Hammer10 May 2, 2019

Flabbergasted

To be extremely surprised or shocked.

I'm absolutely flabbergasted Woross is mentally capable of wiping his own ass.

by you better bring back flux May 18, 2019

Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.

"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."

by 666onyou June 8, 2021

Flabbergasted

A term for being greatly surprised or astonished.

"These news have left me absolutely flabbergasted!"

by AdlerHidolf February 11, 2022