Dead First

When your winning by so much that no one is even coming close to beating you. Opposite of dead last.

I totally schooled these neighbourhood kids at hopscotch, seriously I was in Dead first the whole time I was playing.

by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008

First Love

The one that you first truely have feelings for. One person that you will never forget, their love will leave an imprint on your heart which will be there forever. At the moment you dont care that you will eventually lose them after a break up because that emotion is amazing. Falling in love was the best thing that has ever happened to me, but now that its gone I feel hopeless. Your first love will be one who will be the hardest to get over, the one that can still make you smile even when your having the worst day ever, and the one who after breaking you, you'll still love them. Your first love never leaves.

He was my first love and now we are over but I still love him.

by heeeeeart you February 15, 2009

First girlfriend syndrome

when a guy loses all contact with his friends to spend time with his first girlfriend, which will inevitably end with him dumped and without friends

"hey man when was the last time you saw tom?"

"months ago, he has really bad first girlfriend syndrome"

by kvn23 April 21, 2010

Wee [insert first name]

A small person named insert first name.

Example 1

Person 1: Wee insert first name Frank was so small...

Crowd: How small was he?

Person 1: He was so small, that when he had to take a piss in a urinal that extended to the floor, he needed a stool!

Example 2

Wee Frank is hella short.

by Jay Knockers February 7, 2009

First Class Wanker

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) that acts like a complete asshole most of the time. The king of all wankers who may or may not have a wealthy background.

Kyle: "It's unbelievable, Trevor does not stop complaining about everything all the time!"
Logan: "I know, he really is a First Class Wanker!"

by The Real Mrs B June 6, 2010

First world Hungry

When you have a fridge and pantry full of lots of good food but won't eat anything normal because you crave junk food.

Girl 1: I'm soooooo hungryyyy! I need foooood.
Girl 2: Seriously? Your house has enough food to feed a tribe of Eskimos for 3 weeks.

Girl 1: I want chiiiiiips!
Girl 2: Oh, you're first world hungry.

by Schismic June 30, 2014

First dayer

Anyone who tries out for a sport and gets cut on the first day of cuts.

Jackson Cunningham is now a first dayer after getting cut from the baseball team on the first day.

by Director of Athletes March 9, 2022