All facts no fib

When all you got is facts and there is no possibility of any fibbing whatsoever.

Bro: "bruh this grilled cheese is fucking bomb"
Me: "hell yeah bro, all facts no fib"

by Wagwaninator October 30, 2019

Fluffy Floater Fib

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.

He engaged in a fluffy floater fib.

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

Fib from Outer Space

A “monster” that lands in the fictional town of Bumbleyburg in veggietales. When Junior asparagus keeps telling lies about breaking his dads collectors plate, the Fib grows to be a giant heck of a problem, such as smashing cars, ripping apart building decorations, and spinning a cow decor piece so hard that it flies off, catching Officer Scooter Carrot’s attention.

The funniest scene in Larry Boy, and the Fib from Outer Space is when the Fib stands on top of the water tower and shakes Junior like a salt shaker and mistakens Larry for a piece of Candy

by Eli_VeggietalesFan2007 June 24, 2021

Fib

To tell a small lie

You look really nice (fib)

by Kedjej January 28, 2022

FIB

Faking it Bitch
A Female who uses anything feminine to hide the fact that shes actually gay. Opposite of what a beard does for a man hiding in the closet.

She only got married to him as a FIB.

by Rants in Our Pants January 26, 2020

FIB

Fat Ignorant Bitch

FIB hit that cop and another cop knocked the FIB out cold.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker May 31, 2020

Fib me a lil

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."

Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.

Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~

by nolandc September 15, 2019