It comes from the words femme fatal and vagina.

1. A bitch whose vagina is so dry and tight, you swear it could rip your dick clean off.

2. A deadly vagina.

3. A vagina that should be either condemned or feature a warning sign.

4. Any vagina that is hazardous to your sexual health.

I really need to raise my standards. Last night I was fucking a bitch, and she had a total femme vagal. I'm lucky my dick is in one piece.
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Also referred to as stone femme, a high femme is a femme lesbian who doesn't want to penetrate her partner during sex or touch her partner's genitals. This doesn't necessarily mean she's adverse to pleasuring her partner in other ways, but she doesnt feel the desire or need to. Contrary to belief, high femme doesnt inherently mean extremely feminine, this is a myth spread by the futch scale which was started by reddit lesbians as a joke. Additionally, high femmes arent selfish or lazy!! High femmes are valid ♡
"I'm a stone butch and my girlfriend is a high femme, I love her sm!"
by peony femme July 11, 2019
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a woman who manipulates men to do her dirty work
by tori October 1, 2003
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a girl friend who is girlie and fashionable, always a pleasant acquaintance, a modern and fun best friend, someone you like to go shopping with, someone who you share feminine secrets or tendencies with, someone who you can lay next to and don't mind cuddling with, someone who you have laughed so hard you cried and worked out your abs with, someone who you can say "I love you" to without a doubt.
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by coolcarol June 7, 2010
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A female who is involved in the old grunge style. She has created a rough yet stylish look of her own. Dark denim and bed-head is always very common in their look.
"Hey Jannie, did you comb your hair today?"
by Melty July 19, 2005
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The femme-gooch is exactly what it says on the tin: the lady's perineum, the female gooch.

The femme-gooch is considerably smaller than the man gooch, but no less important.
I have been riding this horse all day, and boy does my femme gooch hurt!

When I set about losing my virginity, I couldn't find the target zone, and instead impacted the femme gooch.
by - TL - December 14, 2009
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A 3 piece punk-folk-rock-band from Milwaukee. Relatively well known to generation X-ers for their college anthems ("Add it Up" "Blister in the Sun" "Kiss Off" "Gimme the Car").

They consist of Gordon Gano (Vocals, Guitar) Victor DeLorenzo (Drums, back up vocals) & Brian Ritchie (insane bass guitar, back up vocals - some lead).

One of the greatest bands of the last 20 years, and definitely the best live act still touring today.

Unfortunately, a lot of their catalogue has been overshadowed by their #1 hit "blister in the sun" - one of their lesser tracks, but one that had an infectious refrain which caught the attention of the mass consciousness.

They've had a few revivals (or just off mainstream revivals) over the years. "American Music" was a big hit from "Why do birds sing", "Blister in the Sun" is a movie soundtrack favourite and Ethan Hawke covered "Add it Up" in Reality Bytes.

Tragically, a mini-thesis could be written on how the usage of the song "Add it Up" (and the censoring of it) within Reality Bytes represented exactly what was lacking in the movie.

Still, there are few bands with more quotable songs - and fewer bands with more rabid fans.

Trivia: Even if you haven't heard of the femmes, chances are you've heard Gordon play - as the guitarist for the Law & Order theme.
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"Add it up"

Why can't I get just one fuck?
Why can't I get just one fuck?
guess it's got somethin' to do with luck
but I've waited my whole life for just one....

2

"Hallowed Ground"

Everyone's trying to decide
where to go when there's no place to hide
I follow the bombs as they're coming down
this must have been, hallowed ground.

3

"American Music"

did you do too many drugs?
I did too many drugs
did you do too many drugs, too?
baby...
by dtrax May 20, 2005
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