Felony Murder

It’s basically when you have intent of committing a federal crime like robbery. When you’re doing it and someone dies in the process you’ll get charge with it.

2 siblings robs the store and the store owner kills the guy and the other one survives . The survivor goes to jail and be charged with felony murder because it’s basically his fault that his sibling died.

by Zideo June 27, 2023

Felony Blunt

A blunt with over 20.0 grams of marijuana inside. Possession of over 20.0 grams is considered a felony in most states.

Damn I rolled a felony blunt son -yesterday mornin son - smoked dat shit to tha dome and I just woke up fo minutes ago

by Peejizzle May 26, 2008

Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012

felony flier

a flip flop issued to people in jail for shower shoes.

She had nothing but her felony fliers to walk in.

by Mercedes Dc May 26, 2008

Felony in progress

When a black man dates or marries a non black woman.

Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!

by Hugh G. Rekshon June 15, 2011

felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014

felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.

Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!

by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018