felching

The practice of sucking, licking up semen from a guy's asshole.

I love felching a load out of a hairy guy's asshole.

by CubNSF September 23, 2015

felch

Blowing into your partner's asshole, then sucking the hot air out as they fart in your mouth. A prelude to shit-eating.

Susan: Suck my ass, baby.
Joyce: Mmmm, so sweet honey.
Susan: Felch my shithole baby.
Joyce: How?
Susan: Open my ass with your tongue and then blow blow into my ass, hard!
Joyce: Fuck, I love this.
Susan: Suck my ass while I fart in your mouth.

by nastybob October 15, 2006

felch

to eat your own semen out of a woman.

I screwed my girlfriend until I came inside her, then I felched her!

by bread infection December 05, 2009

felching

felching is the act of allowing a gerbil to root around in your colon

Bill and Ted had an amazing felching session last night.....till the gerbil got stuck and they wound up in the emergency room

by DanaLMay April 27, 2005

felch

A verb describing the sexual act of a male performing oral sex immediately after he creampies into either a vagina or anus with the sole purpose of trying to extract some or all of the ejaculation.

My biggest perversion when it comes to sexual play has to be when my boyfriend felches me and then gives me a deep, french kiss. That is a major turnon for me.

creampie oral

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

felching

the retrieval of semen from the anal passage via suction

Danny: I tried a great new sex position last night
Ramjad: What was it ?
Danny; felching !

by yoyoyojo April 11, 2015

felching

Felching is rooting around your butt for stuff. But you probably already knew that. I'm just gonna tell you how to use it in a sentence in nice company to see if they're game.

For example when you're waiting in line at a movie, you can say "does anybody know where "Felching in Bukakistan" is playing?

by bozo_de_niro June 21, 2010