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picking on the fat kid

A nickname for masturbation. Mainly refers to people with fat little chode dicks.
Me: Morning Kory, I assume you were picking on the fat kid last huh?

Kory: Yes, it was like the the eruption of Mt St Helens all over my bed.
Me: LMFAO
by Platezz January 24, 2018
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fat kid syndrome

when one constantly thinks about food. It is especially common to think about eating a meal and think about another.
man, this burrito is delicious...i want french fries. 5 minutes and 3 hamburgers later...i want ice cream...and fish sticks.

damn dude you got major fat kid syndrome.
by Fiddlefitfingers April 12, 2010
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Fat Kid Syndrome

(n) When a person becomes lethargic and disabled to perform any physical acts. The person will have heavy breathing, sweating and/or trouble walking. This syndrome is caused by a physical activity or a heavy meal. The side effects also includes drowsiness and unconscious. It is closely related to food coma.
Guy A: I walked two blocked and now I'm sweating and breathing like a fat kid.

Guy B: Oh, you just have Fat Kid Syndrome
by iCyLabel January 19, 2009
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tease the fat kid

To masteurbate.
Realizing that Doug was spending way too much time in the bathroom, Brad concluded that he must be teasing the fat kid.
by Sweet Sweetback July 13, 2003
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Fat Kids Club

An expression used for teenagers and kids who are not fat, but eat as though they should be 500 pounds.
Annabel: Wow Zoe, did we seriously just eat cookies, chocolate milk, and half a thing of Lucky Charms all at once?... FAT KIDS CLUB UNITE!

Zoe: Yeah buddy! Woo!
by EvilPlanNumberThree May 15, 2010
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Former fat kid syndrome

When someone who was previously a fat/unattractive child loses weight or "glows up" and overcompensates for their past insecurities by acting out. Usually they end up acting like the same people who bullied them growing up.
Friend 1: Emily lost weight and now acts like she's better than everyone.
Friend 2: classic Former fat kid syndrome.
by 1234456hjk July 22, 2020
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like a fat kid on a donut

1. to be totally in control of a sitution.
1. Can you handle dealing with this idiot, I'm on it "like a fat kid on a donut!"
by dantmann March 5, 2009
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