Facetime

The act of doing a chick and right before you ejaculate, you look at your watch and jizz on her face while yelling, "FACETIME"!

Friend: Why do your girls eyes look like a rabid raccoon?
You: Because I went all facetime on her last night!

by dmoney777 November 26, 2011

FaceTime buddy

If you want someone to become a person to FaceTime you while you do dirty stuff with each other

‘Hey you wanna be my FaceTime buddy?’

‘Of course. This will be fun. Can’t wait to get kinky!’

by slopatron June 1, 2020

facetime facial

A FaceTime Facial is when a man calls you on FaceTime while you are at work and cums as soon as the call is answered and then hangs up.

During my FaceTime Facial he got cum on his camera, and cancelled our future appointments. facetime facial

by Red Polish February 13, 2018

national fall asleep on facetime day

national fall asleep on facetime day is may 14

get your crush to fall asleep on facetime with you.

hey let's fall asleep on facetime because its "national fall asleep on facetime day"

by dumbooo May 12, 2020

facetiometer

A device for measuring quantities of sarcasm in a piece of text.

H: I get the impression you're just being facetious.

M: Then you're facetiometer is broken because I'm dead serious.

by super_proper December 30, 2011

FaceTime Rule

A form of communication through which iPhones are connected by a stream of live video as a way to talk to someone while also being able to see them. When this form of communication is used between a male and female who are in an intimate relationship, the female is required to reveal her breasts during the course of the conversation at least once.

Hannah and I were using FaceTime last night and she totally followed the FaceTime Rule - her boobs looked perfect!

by Stump17 July 7, 2015

FaceTime hangover

When you pull a all nighter with someone on FaceTime

Me and garret had a FaceTime hangover last night

by FaZe_hillary November 24, 2016