Fabio

A poop flinging Italian monkey who doesn't wash his hands.

Don't touch that monkey Fabio dear, you might get pink eye!

by Ejxidjenhdhd November 29, 2021

FABIO

A dickhead. Thinks he is better than anyone else when he really isn’t. Doesn’t know how to impress woman and makes every woman vomit when they see him. He is shy and often smokes weed. Thinks he is a Portuguese God. Only friend is is aircon. Not very smart.

Person 1: Wow I failed in life.

Person 2: Is your name Fabio?

by Bedfordview November 30, 2021

Fabio

Is the worse at video games in the group

But very caring and totally not fat and totally sexy

But fun to be around and make jokes to

Fabios are known for bad gaming

by Nuttynattyshow November 30, 2021

Fabio

Fabio is a person who always farts
And is bare jarring

He teacher pet fam
And so annoying

He is snitch and tell on u
To teachers

Fabio is smelly
Fabio is so gay
I think Fabio is butters

by Fabio gf February 20, 2022

Fabio

Fabio is a Venezuelan boy who simps way too much and likes to call teachers a lemon. Fabio loves to take forty minute bathroom breaks, hassle the lunch lady’s for corn, and being late to class.

Damn why’s Fabio ordering eight entrees off of DoorDash?

Fabio, it’s Mr. Limon, not Mr. Lemon!!!

Fabio it’s Will Smith, not Whill Smit

by Whill Smit May 18, 2022

Fabio

One of the best people you will ever know and he will tell that for sure. Can be extremely annoying but charming at the same time which makes him even more loveable ,sadly. Very smart and very dumb at the same time. Has hit or miss jokes, no in between. Is a little bit of a princess. Fabio values his time, so don't waste it.
Can be identified by constant flirting and speaking "passionately" (Meaning he's fucking loud).
A person that has touched many lives and doesn't even know it.

Where's the noise coming from? Sounds like a Fabio.

by DannyDJ May 25, 2022

Fabio

A single Piece of feces or turd that is so big/long that it touches the water inside the toilet bowl while still being pushed out of your ass,anus or rectum.

Holy shit! I just shit out the biggest fabio ever!

by GO egavas VA November 18, 2022