heinrich excuse

when you cant get called into work becauce your drunk!

Ive been drinking all day again.So i cant make it to work. so i am using the heinrich excuse

by notme111 August 01, 2010

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Troll Excuse

The term used when someone purposely makes a rather retarded remark and when later realizes his/her mistake then claims he/she was Trolling

Person 1: 2+2=4
Person 2: no its totali 2+2=5 u stupid
Person 1 large argument over it
Person 2 realizes his mistake
Person 2 utilizes the Troll Excuse manuever
Person 2: i was jus trolling u lol!

by Tenkarinku April 20, 2011

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Excuse Me

A term over used by Vickie Guerrero. As said in her whiny high pitched voice on WWE's Raw and Smackdown,

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOO
Vickie: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!!
Fans: BOOOOOOO!!!!
Vickie: I SAID EXCUSE ME! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! EXCUSE ME!!!

by BallnBoy April 07, 2009

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excuse hole

Your mouth where all the fucking excuses come from

Oh my god you didn't do it well enough

God damn shut your excuse hole you blithering idiot

by Goh nakhor October 01, 2018

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Mutually Excusive

Two statements are mutual excusives (and hence, mutually excusive) if they are each given as excuses as to why one can't take part in the other, whilst hiding one's genuine plans.

Sarah: "Sorry Dave, I can't come to the cinema with you later, because I told Louise that we'd have a girls' night in."

Then later,

Sarah: "Sorry Louise, I can't come to girls' night, I promised Dave that I'd go to the cinema with him."

Thus, "going to the cinema with Dave" and "having a girl's night in with Louise" are mutually excusive.

by JTFYM November 29, 2012

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