essay

a waste of time that MLA and APA supporters believe is not colossal enough in its time-wasting ability. used by professors whose sole dream it is to stop students from slacking off for the weekend. goes well with coffee.

I can't believe Mr. Smith just gave us that huge fucking essay! He's out of his mind.

Jimmy, you can't go to the senior prom until you finish writing that essay.

by B-e-n February 15, 2006

essa

This is an Arabic name for males which means shine of sun. It is also the name for Jesus.

People with this name are very social, like to meet new faces, are loyal friends, appreciate the smallest things, like to be gentleman. They know what is important to them and they will stick to a plan to reach their goals and make their dreams possible. They are hardworking, very charming, sweet, and definitely good looking.

Essa is a very sweet guy. He always makes me smile with his funny faces and sweet words.

by fasy14 February 7, 2010

Essay hangover

The state of waking up after a long night's essay writing to find out that none of the previous nights work makes any sense because you were so tired when you wrote it.

*Man wakes up and goes straight to the computer*

Man: "Oh man! What on earth did I write last night? How does that even make sense to anyone ever?"

*Later at uni, man is sitting in front of computer, friend walks up*

Friend: "Dude, you've been sitting there fixing your essay for ages! Have you got an essay hangover or something?"
Man: "Yeah man, it's chronic!"

by wheresmyspacebar? April 29, 2009

essembly

Essembly is a non-partisan website for people of any political ideology to engage in conversation and debate, form groups, and vote and comment on resolves written by fellow members. Contrary to the previous definition, it is not Christian-hating, and many of its members are Christians. There are also Jewish members, Islamic members, Atheist members, Buddhist members, etc. Essembly is not affiliated with any political party or any religion and is, in fact, an open forum. It is constructive and thought-provoking, with the majority of members employing intelligent and respectful conversation and debate.
Resolves may be serious resolves, or "just for fun." Those resolves that are "just for fun" are usually unrelated to politics and social issues, and do not affect a person's ideological calculations. Members can compare their ideology with anyone on the site, and may establish "friend" "ally" and "nemesis" connections.

I have been a member of essembly for quite some time, and find that there are members on every point in the political spectrum. While essembly does have a few close-minded and self-righteous members (both liberal and conservative), most are in fact quite open to worthwhile conversation and debate, and are capable of respectful disagreement.

by Meg322 November 15, 2007

esham

the boogie man

esham

by mr.roboto August 31, 2003

Essaryism

A pervasive disease contracted by anyone whom comes into daily contact with a full-blooded Essary. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: nervous ticks, Tourette's-like swearing, uncontrollable wincing whenever a person of ethnic origin enters the room, severe and irrational homophobia, misogynistic tendencies (usually only directed at ones spouse or the cashier at Mrs. Winters)

Man 1:"That cocksucking blue-hair cut me off in traffic! What a wore out old bitch! I had to give her two slaps across the fuckin mouth!"

Man 2: "Wow, dude. You really have a severe case of essaryism. You should have a doctor check that out."

by Elwood4262 October 25, 2007

Essemutaphobia

The fear of becoming stupid, because apparently google says that becoming stupid isn't an actual fear, and the word that you may be looking for is stultophobia, which is actually the fear of stupid people. wrong, some people are afraid of being stupid, or becoming stupid, and now there's a word for it

Ari: "Are you doing okay?"

Max: "No, I'm pretty sure that I have dementophobia and essemutaphobia-"

by Deathstarkille December 11, 2020