Baby Einstein Vegetable 

A child who has been raised on Baby Einstein Videos resulting in social, linguistic, and mental retardation.

The Baby Einstein Videos atrophied Edgars neural connections and now he is a Baby Einstein Vegetable.

Baby Einstein Vegetable by Dr. Spock666 June 20, 2009

Little Einsteins Reboot 

A YouTube fan series by user Spuffy Einstein based on the cartoon Little Einsteins.
The Series has new characters, outfits, and a more similar style to the cartoon Jake and the Neverland Pirates claimed by Spuffy.

*Have you seen the Little Einsteins Reboot theme?
*What is the first episode of the Little Einsteins Reboot?
*The Little Einsteins Reboot theme is catchy like the original

Little Einsteins Reboot by UrGonnaGetBan January 22, 2019

einsteins 

Noun

Definition: Reading or prescription glasses

When I head to the club looking for honeys I have to rock my stunna shades, but when I'm trying to keep it proffesional I rock the einsteins.

einsteins by Phmogli August 19, 2008

Regular Einstein 

A satirical insult, which generally refers to a person's stupidity.

When a person remarks something blatantly obvious, it can also be used in the same context as Captain Obvious.

"The earth is round, right?"
"You're a regular Einstein, kiddo."

Regular Einstein by Nils_McCloud June 13, 2008

Einstein

Adjective
Someone who is very clever, practically a genius.

M: does something clever as usual
M: I’M SO EINSTEIN

Einstein by einsteinmek March 5, 2021

Einstein

1. German for "One Stone".

2. The last name of the most brilliant man of the 20th century.

1. Ich habe eine Stein. (What I wanted to say was 'Ich habe ein Stein' but German grammar says that 'Stein' is feminine.)

2. Hey Bill, you ever heard of THE MAN called on the streets as Einstein, yo?

Einstein by 3VegasBerger January 6, 2012

Einstein

Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot grasp the obvious.

Its a NEWSPAPER, Einstein!!!!

Einstein by flippytale January 13, 2004