Egoseismic

Believing that the epicenter of earthquakes has something to do with one's location.

Friend A: Maybe moving to California has moved the location of earthquakes away from us.
Friend B: Stop thinking Egoseismically

by Starrus August 01, 2012

Egoseismic

A form of narcissism that assumes that the person is the cause of earthquakes in their location.

You are egoseismic to believe that there are earthquakes in Los Angeles because you live there.

by The4thRider June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

When you believe that the fact that you moved to another state or country, is the cause of the redirection of the epicenter of earthquakes to where you were from.

Rhett: Don't you think it's egocentric to believe that you had something to do with the earthquakes?
Link: Well, I would call it egoseismic thinking.

by Daddledoo July 29, 2012

egoseismic

Egocentrically thinking that moving to California from another U.S. state redirects the epicenter of an earthquake

dude, since we moved to California there hasn't been a single earthquake!
quit being so egoseismic

by assviolater June 12, 2012

egoseismic

thinking that you, yourself, and only yourself, cause earthquakes.

Link is very egoseismic.

by zoobify June 12, 2012