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Egoseismic

The egocentric belief that earthquakes or other seismic activities and events are effected by one's presence.
After a recent relocation to an area which through the media had become popularized as a hot spot for seismic activity, Link became disillusioned through his egoseismic thinking that the extended period of time without seismic activity had been a direct effect of his presence.
by BFreeRenegade June 12, 2012
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1) A person who, depending on their position on mother earth, prevents earthquakes in their general area.

2) One who repels earthquakes
R: That's Egocentric thinking

L: I like to think of it as egoseismic thinking

"We moved from North Carolina to California and ironically there haven't been any earthquakes here, but there was one on North Carolina. I guess that means we're egoseismic"
by Greysun June 13, 2012
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The belief that your personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes.
Rhett: Since we've been out here we haven't experienced an earthquake, but back in North Carolina they DID have one.

Link: Maybe it's US! Maybe our moving out here redirected the epicenter of the nation's earthquakes!

Rhett: That's called egocentric thinking, thinking that we had something to do with it.

Link: I think it'd be egoSEISMIC.
by quanticat June 12, 2012
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Egocentrically thinking that moving to California from another U.S. state redirects the epicenter of an earthquake
dude, since we moved to California there hasn't been a single earthquake!
quit being so egoseismic
by assviolater June 12, 2012
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thinking that you, yourself, and only yourself, cause earthquakes.
Link is very egoseismic.
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