Egoseismic

1) A person who, depending on their position on mother earth, prevents earthquakes in their general area.

2) One who repels earthquakes
R: That's Egocentric thinking

L: I like to think of it as egoseismic thinking

"We moved from North Carolina to California and ironically there haven't been any earthquakes here, but there was one on North Carolina. I guess that means we're egoseismic"
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The belief that the position and frequency of earthquake activity is based around one's self (much like egocentric thinking).
"I would gladly accept being an egoseismic; wherever I go, earthquakes flee."
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The belief that ones own location has a direct influence on the presence, or lack thereof, of natural disasters, especially earthquakes.
Link: Maybe us coming out here redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from. Rhett: That's very egoseismic of you, Link.
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Egoseismic

The belief that you have something to do with the occurrence of earthquakes. Being egocentric relating to tremors of the earth.
Guy 1: "Maybe us moving out here is the reason there haven't been any earth quakes"
Guy 2: "Quit being so egoseismic!"
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thinking that you, yourself, and only yourself, cause earthquakes.
Link is very egoseismic.
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