Egglog

An egg within an egg. "Egglog" comes from, well, "egg", and the Tagalog (Filipino) word "itlog", meaning egg, which reflects the redundant nature of such an egg.

I was making breakfast when I found out that one of my eggs was an egglog.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2020

eggnostic

Someone who is not sure of their opinion of the beverage eggnog. Eggnostics are still awaiting further evidence for the deliciousness of eggnog, or believe that it cannot be known for sure whether eggnog is a good drink.

Daniel was once a pious lover of eggnog, but ever since reading "The Nog Delusion," he considers himself an eggnostic.

by Deltakilo7 November 12, 2010

eggnoctic

Wasted or drunk off of eggnog

Because I was eggnoctic, I told my mother in law to fuck off.

by limpgabe831 December 25, 2012

egg nog

An incredibly thick, fatty, sweet, creamy, interesting tasting fluid containing egg yolks traditionally consumed at Christmas. It is really good in my opinion. The initial reaction is the texture of thick snot, but the taste kind of evens it all out.

Egg nog kicks some buttermilk ass.

by bigboi3000 December 18, 2003

[Satan's] [Egg] [Nog]

Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.

Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.

by Bendrix92 December 9, 2008

Eggnogstic

A mixed drink that combines Bailey's, vanilla vodka & eggnog. Similar to a White Russian. Best when served over ice.

I was gonna make White Russians but I ran out of milk. Luckily, I had some eggnog and was able to make Eggnogstics.

by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011

Eggnod

The worst news of a man's life at the greatest time of the year. When a female informs her male counterpart, ranging from the ages of 8 - 97, that she is carrying his baby. MUST OCCUR BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS.

It's basically the game of Secret Santa that you don't want to win.

The only known solutions for it is a large amount of drugs, a rich family, or a hanger.

Unlucky Bro: Dude, she gave me that eggnod

Bro Talking to Unlucky Bro: Oh, was it good.

Unlucky Bro: Not eggnog, eggnod. My girl is totally pregnant.

by Lady Gaga's penis December 2, 2009