Micro-meltdown

Spreading out a full blown meltdown into tiny bits so no one notices

LJ: Dude why you always so chill? What’s your secret?
Dude: Micro-meltdowns yo, all the time. Life’s good. Life’s hard.

by Chebsac October 26, 2020

Atomic meltdown

After a particularly undercooked meal atomic meltdown can occur, leaving toxic sludge on the back pan of your toilet from violent diarrhoea.

After that curry last night I had the worst atomic meltdown, the Mrs vomited cleaning the toilet afterwards.

by He needeth some milk me thinks December 22, 2020

Sudden heat dick meltdown

The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.

Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"

by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016

full brown meltdown

A specific type of meltdown which entails shitting yourself during it.

I think Carter needs to go home he just had a full brown meltdown.

by Themadhattermatador August 13, 2022

meltdown

To blow a big lead, a synonym of to choke. Typically used in the context of sports or video games. Often preceded by adjectives such as epic, huge, total, or major and punctuated by a well-timed bro or dude.

Another epic meltdown in Wii Golf from Kevin, bro.

Major meltdown dude. Classic Kevin move.

Gonna need a total meltdown from Kevin this round. He's up 4 strokes in Wii Golf but he has no mental toughness.

by trojanfever45 February 21, 2010

Meltdown

The process of making love
Complete loss of control due to being in love with someone (associated with sex)
Fading into one another; mentally and physically
Often long-lasting, meaningful, affectionate and slow

"I know you that you guys fucked last night, Johnny told me."
"No, we didn't. Having a meltdown with someone vs. fucking someone is a big difference."

by Crumbie Martian August 10, 2016

Stay Puft Meltdown

The act of filling a woman's vagina with marshmallows. Then proceeding to fuck her until they get all melted and gooey, pulling it out and having her suck and/or lick it clean. This is similar to the melted Stay Puft marshmallow man at the end of Ghostbusters, just imagine the dick as the proton gun.

Dude Uno: I did the most awesome thing last night with my girlfriend!
Dude Two: Whats that?
Dude Uno: I gave her the Stay Puft Meltdown!

by akarawwar December 14, 2009