Elving

Elving is a great guy. He is polite, kind and very caring. He will make you laugh until you pee on your pants. It's great to talk to him about your problems and anything else in life. He has great hair that flows in the wind and a powerful smile that conquers everyone (even men). If you make him angry, he will hide like a turtle.

He is very easy to talk to and is excellent at video games. He will eat all your food and maybe your mom too. Be careful, he may want to steal your babies and raise them as his own because he doesn't want to wait 9 months to have a child. He loves dogs.

Elving is a stylish guy. He has good smells. He gives good advice. And he gives big hugs too.

If you are mean to his friends, he will get you back. He loves jokes. He likes to be with people to joke badly with others, but in the end he is very funny. When he falls in love, he gives everything for the love of his life, and loves that person to the end.

Be his friend or you will regret it!

Elving likes to have pets
Elving loves to eat
How Elving loves to fall in love with me

by Elving November 24, 2021

Elves

Idiots

I hate Elves. They are weak.

by Dwarfs April 25, 2023

action elves

To intercept a mans sack and fill it with snowballs; sex act

My girl Tiffany just did an action elves on me last night.

by patriots876 December 18, 2017

Elve

a sexy guy, of bosnian discent, who gets alot of girls because of his good looks and charm. Dont mess with him because he doesnt take any shit. He is very funny and loves to joke around. he has a one of a kind look and is probably the cleanest person you will ever meet. He is very hot and will probably take your girlfriend away from you if he wanted to

Oh god hide your girlfriend Elve is here!

by Whycareson December 11, 2016