wine and dine

To treat someone (typically a lady) to wine and dinner. It's to impress her, not necessarily implying sex is required. It's to try to impress the lady, not to end up with a guaranteed guilt-wrencher to imply a fuck is necessary.

I love to wine and dine my lady, to show her how much I love her.

by Asinine February 23, 2009

paul dinello

Paul Dinello, possible best friend to satirist Stephen Colbert, played Geoffrey Jellyneck on the TV show Strangers With Candy as well as directed the movie based on the show. HE also plays Tad the Building Manager on the Colbert Report and co-wrote Wigfield with Amy Sedaris and Stephen Colbert. He has pillowy lips and bumped his lips on a bisucit.

I saw Paul Dinello come down the stairs at the Colbert Report studio and he was going to get Stephen some food after the show wearing that ridiculous plaid shirt that I make fun of him for. I would have joked him for it if I wasn't stunned over the fact that I was seeing a live Paul fucking Dinello!

by Troofy August 2, 2007

Dwainekirk

A small mythical creature similar to a leprechaun.

Hey Coatsy, look at that Dwainekirk over there with its pot of gold!

by The O Face October 27, 2010

Dwide Schrude

Paternal great-grandfather of paper salesman Dwight Schrute. All we know about Dwide Schrude is that he was Amish and had a son, grandson and great-grandson who were all named Dwight Schrute.

Dwight Schrute: My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name, Dwide Schrude."

by Knew too much help October 10, 2020

daddy dewine

Gov dewine of ohio so basically everyone's dad who lives there

Daddy dewine called a press conference (family meeting) I think we're in trouble

by Bim Tlair November 19, 2020

straight to the diner

a term used when someone is going somewhere the somewhere can be referred to as the "diner''
the diner is a reference from a diner in a small fishing village called Terence bay, Nova Scotia, Canada.

she got those chompers and she went straight to the diner!

by ObviouslyJesus69 September 18, 2011

devil's diner

Sucking a dick right after period sex.

Jack fucked his girl viciously while she's on her period, makes her cum, and asks her if she wants to go to the Devil's Diner.

by Damor Steezy March 6, 2015