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The dukes of moral hazard

The term 'dukes of moral hazard' describes any leaders of organisations who are ultimately sheltered from their risk-taking by being given support from a lender of last resort when everything goes completely wrong.

It may or may not become a TV show satirising contemporary finance where people get into cars through the window as they did in "The Dukes of Hazzard".
Did you see the Dukes of Moral Hazard last night? They bailed into their cars through the windows again!
by Tulipia Manica June 23, 2011
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nukie dukie

Noun - the act of pooping into a disliked person's microwave oven, then activating it on very high heat in order to cause the poop to seethe and boil and cook, and more generally to reek up all unholy hell. Preferably this is accomplished after one consumes vast quantities of mexican food laden with Cheyenne peppers, extra beans and ex-lax, due to the extra liquid in the feces which allows for a more permanent stinkalicious effect. Also preferable to combine nukie dukies in no set number with a fecal-refrigidal in order to obtain maximum simultaneous cathartic and miasmic effect.

WARNING - If you are considering performing a nukie-dukie on someone, you may or may not wish to perform it while they are actually present to witness it.
Andy: That Bastard Tom just gave me a nukie dukie!!! NOW MY MICROWAVE IS TRASHED!!!

Bill: Ewww....well let's get to it. Break out the cleaners and the bleach...this is really gonna suck.

Andy: That's not the problem. He also ate the steak I left thawing in the microwave, and all my tacos!!!

Bill: No he didn't. I just saw YOU eating a steak taco!!

Andy: Well...I was hungry...and there was no place else to cook it...so...
by Achilleus99 January 27, 2013
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dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties
by Goonz March 8, 2013
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lazy dukes

Short shorts on a girl with no ass; Saggy daisy dukes; Short shorts on a girl that are supposed to be tight, but they sag or are baggy
Guy 1: Oh damn, look at that girl with the daisy dukes on...
Guy 2: No man, those are strait up Lazy Dukes.... she aint got no ass.
by JennNelson April 1, 2008
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dad dukes

Mann...dad dukes trippin bout letting me get da car tonight.

"Ah Bra, how we gettin to da strip club?" "Dad dukes gone take us bra."
by Brianna M. Hill May 6, 2008
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Dukie

To modify a forum database into FUBAR.
Jake dukied the forum and now the forum is dead.
by midgetchucker October 12, 2010
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Dukie

The term used for a Duke fan.

Only considered offensive when spelled Dookie.
Yeah, I'm a Dukie, what?
by Dana S. November 17, 2005
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