Dueling Piano Player

(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.

OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.

After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".

The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL

I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.

After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.

Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.

I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.

by pippin73 September 10, 2012

anal-dwelling aliens

Aliens that dwell in ones rectum
-or-
communists.

one time i was beamed up on a UFO, and the shoved an egg up my ass.
And when it hatched it crawled out and, i swear to Jebus, looked just like Joseph Stalin.

by Boersma July 1, 2005

anal dwelling cum nugget

name reserved for the worlds largest idiots.

george is an anal dwelling cum nugget

by Dark Mousy December 8, 2007

anal dwelling butt monkey

The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.

Is that an arm coming out of you ass? HOLY SHIT!! IT'S AN ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY!

by neverknew December 21, 2008

Cart Dwelling Asian

1. Someone full of Asian culture.

"Emily, you are such a cart dwelling Asian!"

by imnaked06 July 5, 2006

dueling

When two episodes of the same show are on different channels at the same time

Shit, there's dueling Seinfelds on. Should I watch the one with a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences or the one where there's a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences?

by typical May 15, 2006

fractal dwelling

To consciously dwell in the Universe (inner and outer), as opposed to unconsciously existing (unaware of ones inner intelligence and inter-connectedness with all things).

"I'm totally fractal dwelling right now; i can feel the aliveness of Nature, my body; the inter-connectedness between me and Nature."

by fractal dweller November 18, 2010