Homo's Dozen

When a car is filled full of guys to its passenger limit.

EX 1:

Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine

Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homo's dozen if we take just 1.

EX 2:

Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homo's dozen

Steele: What a bunch of tools.

by Avoca21 July 14, 2010

archer's dozen

Eleven

"I bought twelve arrows and immediately broke the first one, so now I have an archer's dozen."

by b93 January 24, 2015

A Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!

Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!

by TheSillySausage May 26, 2016

Oregon tweaker’s dozen

An all encompassing unit of measurement that is one less than the prosecutable amount.

A woman with 38 pills of oxy is one short of an Oregon tweaker’s dozen. (40 being the prosecutable amount)

by Butters_PD November 21, 2020

bater's dozen

The act of masturbating 13 times in one day.

Hey Matt, I heard Jason member looks like a red snapper after completing the bater's dozen.

by misterslave1442 July 27, 2010

Wanker's Dozen

Used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 wanks in a day.

Common with self-employed geeks and students.

Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.

Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues

Typical conversation:

M: "My bell end is red-raw."

J: "Why's that?"

M: "Wanker's Dozen"

J: "I am Not suprised"

by Lamb McDan May 11, 2009

pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs

A shorter sentence than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" which uses every letter in the alphabet, a pangram. First mentioned in Mark Dunn's book Ella Minnow Pea.

There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.

On wikipedia, they have a whole page devoted to pangrams. The only two that actually make any sense are "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" and "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Besides these, there are many others that are used my different companies to test fonts.

by eowyn_ut January 10, 2009