douche 

the guy that walks up to you kicks you in the dick then proceeds to share his accomplishment with everyone within a miles radius while they laugh at your expense

thanks to that douche it stings when i pee

douche by fucktheheatilovetheconcrete April 16, 2009

douché 

A portmanteau of "touché" and "douche." When a person delivers a clever and cutting remark in response to another person's argument, the latter may respond with "Douché!" as acknowledgment of a good yet decidedly douchey response.

Dean: Where did I go wrong? How is my own brother drinking demon blood without me noticing?
Sam: Maybe if you stopped crying at every scenic road, you'd have noticed.

Dean: ... Douché.

douché by Chad the Anti-Douche June 28, 2009

douche 

The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.

To put it in perspective:

In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!

douche by pappy July 24, 2004

Douche 

1. Bruno Mars

- Who dared to sing "Just the way you are" and "I think I want to mary you"? - A compete douche, forget it.

Douche by Sam79000 May 13, 2011

douche 

(n) 1. The French and Russian word for shower 2. A vaginal cleansing utility 3. (slang) An offensive word describing (v) 1. To clean the vagina

(n.) 1. "Ya shas paydu k~" ("I will go to the shower soon" on Russian) 2. "Can you please hand me the ~ so I may clean my vagina?" 3. "You, my friend, are a ~." (v.) 1. "Leave me alone and let me ~ myself!"

douche by Danny Kaplun December 18, 2004

douche 

Kayne West; The object one becomes when a bully rapper barges on stage, snatches a mic from a 19 year old female country music star who is accepting an award, and announces that another is more deserving of the award; The object one becomes when one stomps on a kitten.

So, who's the douche who just took the mic from that wonderfully talented, deserving musical talent?

douche by NSP33 September 15, 2009

Douche 

The best insult known to man, mostly used out of context to piss people the fuck off.

ex) Mike: Tom you're such a fucking douche.

ex) Tom Cruise

Douche by Michael Markey February 27, 2008