double mother

Formerly known as a single mother, the double mother does the job of two parents simultaneously : childcare, housework, cooking, working to earn enough to support the family, help with homework and teaching how to climb trees & build campfires.

A double mother is a strong and fabulous person.

She does a sterling job on her own, that dear double mother of little Harry.

Thomas' double mother has worked so hard to get on in her career - she really deserved that promotion!

Double-motherhood is exhausting my neighbour, so I'm babysitting her kids tonight because she really needs a good night out.

by vixen5 October 18, 2008

Double Mystery

A type of shit that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:

A) It went down the U-Bend so went you look you can't see it.

B) The tissue is clean when you wipe

Both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.

Person 1: I just took a double mystery.
Person 2: How'd you know, you could have just thought you had a shit?

by OndaLash July 18, 2011

Double Meatball Conundrum

Occurs when you are pulling in to your morning destination, and shart after eating two $2 - 6" meatball subs the night before.

Dude, I was pulling into court to pay my ticket and had a double meatball conundrum!

by NocOps September 21, 2011

Double Monster Dump

The double monster dump, abbreviated DmD, is where you dump so big that your dump comes out of the john and takes another dump on top of your dump.

Yo lil cuh, i just took a dump and then in dumped on top of my dump. It was a Double monster Dump.

by P 4 Lyfe August 11, 2018

double meat

A man who has the pleasure of two knobbers.

Like milking a cow

by 2 knobs mcraw October 21, 2003

double mctwist

snowboarding trick involving two full vertical backflips and one and half horizontal flips

grabs optional

almost impossible

Shaun White can do a double mctwist

by ckhjihiuhi January 24, 2010

Double Marmot

Done in retaliation to the Magestic Marmot, the double marmot is where the receiver of the magestic marmot turns around and grabs the offenders pillowcase and sharts on it, leaving visible poo streaks.

After Britney awoke with a bad case of pink eye, and a funny smell on her pillow, she knew she had received a Magestic Marmot... so in return she gave the offending party a double marmot to ensure maximum damages.

by offdhook September 14, 2011