Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 30, 2009

dorkerest

Biggest dork. Nothing else beats it.

You're a dorkerest! I win.

by Joe233 May 2, 2006

doüked

when someone lies about something

something funny

“Dude Franklin just doüked me and said there was homework last night.”

“haha i was just joking, doüked!”

by judysneagle October 26, 2017

doreedo

A cute man who is known for his outrageously attractive personality

“Hey guy, look! It’s doreedo!”

by Weewee February 1, 2021

Doaked

When you are so beyond high, you go from blitzed to doaked. It's as high as anyone can be.

Holy shit Carl. I was so fucking doaked last night.

by Joruus December 9, 2022

I Doried

I doried , meaning I forgot. Just like Dory from the movie finding nemo . Because dory tends to forget things and has short term memory.

Ex 1

Girl: did you at least put the condom on ?!

Boy: Shit I totally Doried
Ex 2

Wife: Bob ! did you pay for the water bill ?

Bob : Oh fuck I'm sorry Hun , I doried again .
Ex 3
Did you bring the money ?

I doried

by toothbrushy leopard June 18, 2016

dorkenstein

An insult to call your little brother. Usually assosiatied with geek and loser.

The little brother produced a significant amount of tears after being called dorkenstein.

by TheOblideration July 6, 2004