Dorito Finger

The medical condition you get when you have just finished polishing of a family size bag of the nacho cheese flavored doritos and you have all the cheese on your fingertips, giving it an orange flavor. The only known remedies are sucking on your finger until the cheese comes off, or wiping off the cheese on your pants.

Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna play rock paper scissors?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, I got a bad case of dorito finger"

or

Person 1: "Dude can I play some Xbox now?"

Person 2: "As soon as you get rid of your dorito finger, I dont want the controller to turn orange."

by brainsbrainsbrains June 2, 2009

Dorito Pants

When the upper thigh portion of your pants or jeans become stained orange due to wiping Dorito residue on them while gaming. Aka Dorito Jeans.

"Want to do a quick Blades sesh? Nah man, I can't afford to get Dorito Pants I have a date later"

by Abbracadabbra August 22, 2016

american doritos

The act of forcefully shoving a dorito in the internal rectum of your mate of chose while smearing the nipple with nacho cheese

Janay was looking might hit in the summertime dress so I'm gonna hit her up with that American Doritos it's gonna get nasty

by Shakiyah da goat September 25, 2017

dorito bag

sexual intercourse using a dorito bag in lieu of a condom

"I didn't have any rubbers, I had to dorito bag that ho."

by Mister Miguel the 3rd October 9, 2013

dorito butt

a butt that is so small when a girl bends over it forms the shape of a dorito chip.

tarby likes them skinny girls with dorito butts as opposed to cruz who likes girls with huge asses. (a.k.a.) chubby chaser.

by ATC Graduate March 25, 2009

Dorito Spinner

Slang term for a Wankel Rotary engine, which is an internal combustion design originally used by NSU and later licensed to Mazda, who still uses it today in the RX-8. Dorito Spinner refers to the shape of the rotor being roughly Dorito-like.

"Sweet RX-7! How's the Dorito Spinner?"

"Dorito Spinners? Well, yeah, Communism worked in theory too."

"Oh yeah, Dorito Spinners! Boost goes in, apex seals come out."

by Nob00st May 7, 2010

dorito slap

An alternate version of the bitchslap or pimpslap in which an individual is slapped for inappropriately touching another individual's property and/or territory. Originates from the famous "Dorito Slap" commerical.

A: "Hey, check out Mark's new iPad!" *picks up iPad*
B: "You better put that down, you 'bout to get a dorito slap!"

by paperfairy17 February 7, 2010