fat dook

A log of shit that's the size of Schwarzenegger's forearm.

Curtis, 'After thanksgiving dinner I always need to drop a fat dook.'

Ian, 'Be sure to post a pic on Facebook.'

by AceA February 19, 2014

Monster Dook

A massive pile of phecies intentionally created in a public toilet by six or more individuals by using the toilet in succession of one another.

"That was the best monster dook we've ever made, it rose from the water like a muddy mountain."

by psychobiological April 18, 2010

dook poopem

(n) A fecal tribute to the computer game series Duke Nukem that fills the entire toilet bowl with excrement.

Shit is about to explode out of my asshole; I need to take a dook poopem.

by K Deezey December 2, 2011

Dook

To be the sexiest person in the room.

Damn, look at Brooke the Dook over there. She's as sexy as ever today.

by Drewbinski April 11, 2018

Dook

A hook upon which crispy, shiny de-feathered ducks are hung upon. There is usually an assortment of tapesty things underneath the dooks.

Proud Chef placed the last de-feathered beast upon his shiny dook. The ultra clear glass of the duckdow reflected the luminous orange glow of the crispy ducks that only yesterday were swimming in a pond.

by mfseed October 6, 2010

carbo-dook

A carbo-dook is a contraction of 'carbonated dookie'. This can be seen when one takes a massive dump and for some reason said dookie has small bubbles coming off of it in the water.

Scientists have pondered as to why this happens for centuries. Some scientists suggest it is because of an excess of carbonated beverages in one's diet, whereas other scientists say those scientists are totally gay.

Bob:Yeah so Bill's mom was being a total shig to me the other day?
Tom:junx! What did you do, dude?
Bob:Well I left her a carbo-dook in her washing machine and then I broke!
Tom:SHEIIIIIIIIT

by Skeeter McDougal September 22, 2005

Dook

Something older people might call you, in the same way that they might call you "love" or "dear" in other places.

You are such a Dook! :)

by dArTiZ March 9, 2010