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Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'
Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.
by asdf December 12, 2003
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diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.
Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!
by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019
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Doofus laugh

This is a chuckle that sounds like the way a bobble-head doll would laugh after being tweaked. It has a certain amount of Mortimer Snerd in it. When the doofus executes this laugh correctly, said doofus will tend to drool on himself and possibly others. This is not a problem unless the entity who is drooled upon is a carrier of the Doofus gene. What happens then, you don't even want to know. But because this is a dictionary, I have to tell you.
A genetic match of drool and fool results in reverse cool. It's not a pretty sight. For example, the doofusse's (or Doofigh's) very existence can implode. In this implosion one can break out into slobbering tears like Rep. John Boehner did recently. That was a fine example of a Doofus laugh "gone south AND sissy."
by the pro from dover January 14, 2011
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My baby doofus

A dumb dog who hose doof and is my baby doofus but a dumb girl stole her
The dumb Samantha stole my baby doofus
by Pato_duck July 17, 2021
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Mac Daddy Doofus

Mac daddy doofus is bringin' it back, ya'll.
by Traina August 23, 2011
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Doofusized

1. To become a doofus
Billy felt doofusized after he bought a video studio for too much money.
by DoofusDrive October 8, 2020
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doofuses

Randy and Paula.

plural of doofus
A couple of doofuses on that show American Idol keep saying "pitchy" like it is a real word.
by Ken from Conn April 28, 2005
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