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The Dingster

Or Caleb "Kaiser" Parkinson, the Dingster is trully a man of his time. The dingster has traversed the Rocky mountains, the atlantic ocean, and has fought in Poland (1939), Holand, Belgium, Northern France, Yugoslavia (now Croatia) and fought alongside general Hoff in the 4th panzer army at the battle of Stalingrad. After the second world war, The Dingster then went on to join NATO and the United states in their global effort against communism, fighting in Korea, vietnam, and even in Cuba against castros regime. during the Cold war, Caleb was able to find a way to reverse aging itself and would go on to found the bank of america and to invent the quadrocycle. As of 1990 and the end of the cold war, Caleb the reversed his age to relive a new life in modern society. Today Caleb "Kaiser" Parkinson now lives in a small town called Shitman where he goes under the title The Dingster to stop new threats posed against the earth such as radical feminism, radical islam, overwatch, dank meme obuse, Hillary Clinton, Furries, and other Kin. Notible sidekicks/allies of the dingster are: The Living spine, The Chod, Anewman: Eunich Monk, Mack Daddy, and jyoungman1161, together this band of "super" heros fight side by side to fight against anything to cancerous for this planet.
Did somebody ring The Dingster?
by KaiserKaleb August 4, 2016
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Ringy a Dingy

When turned on by the same sex, When straight (bromance)
I was just Ringy a Dingyed by that dude!
by Lady smooshsmoosh November 16, 2010
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cookie dings

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman.
"I made beefy logs.. I made cookie dings!"
by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002
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Dingis

Said after a mistake to the person that made the mistake.
Jim broke the neighbors window, he is a dingis.
by raiderssoccer11 November 19, 2009
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dingy

Dingy is a word that can be used as an adgective to describe someone who is forgetful and makes silly choices at times. It's similar to ditzy, only usually implies it as a less intensified. Often times it refers to someone who has less than average common sense and/or simply doesn't think about what they are doing, as well as frequently forgetting about what they are doing or what they have planned.
It is used both to refer to someone who IS dingy and to someone who is BEING dingy. This means that it can mean that a person is always dingy or often is, however can also be used to refer to when someone makes a dumb choice or forgets something obvious. Everyone does something dingy at some point or another. That doesn't make them dingy, but their silly choice or forgetting something big is.

In the examples below, Susan is dingy because she makes a habit out of forgetting to turn the oven off, and probably forgets similar things. Jon and Kristen both acted dingy, but are not necesarily dingy themselves.

Many slang terms mean different things in different regions. In fact, they often mean very different things, hardly resembling each others' definition despite being the same word. This is the definition most commonly found in California.
This term is interchangeable with the slang usage for "ding-dong" when referring to someone who IS dingy. Someone who is dingy is also a ding-dong.
Gossiper #1: "Susan left the oven on last night."
Gossiper #2: "Again?"
Gossiper #1: "Yeah, she's a bit dingy."

Jon was going to meet his girlfriend for a date at a restaurant, but instead of going to the restaurant Jon accidently went to the grocery store. He had to turn around and arrived late at the date because of it. That could be described as being dingy.

Kristen heated her food in a metal bowl in the microwave, breaking the microwave and shorting the power temporarily becuase the bowl was metal. This would be very dingy!!
by AFiizii March 1, 2011
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Dingus Walk

The long and annoying walk from the nearest bus stop to ones home.
"I'm saving my last cigarette for that friggen dingus walk"

"oh man, I'm not looking forward to the dingus walk, I'm dead tried."
by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008
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Dinges

A thing, thingamabob, whatzit, whatchamacallit or whatsizname
When is dinges coming around?
by Panatlantica January 26, 2009
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