dinkweed

syn. "fucktard" also known as a fucking nutbag idiot

Stop being a fucking dinkweed

by lusciouslips December 12, 2008

Diner Rat

Diner Rat, unlike the similar but deragatory diner whore is usually used by the deziens of the diner to describe themselves. Often found in New Jersey where there is really nothing else to do, except go to the diner. Diner Rats all tend to know the other diner rats from their respective diners. Often there is a form of heriarchy based on how long a "rat" has been going to the diner or how often they are there.
Spending hours at the diner tends to lead to intense or comedic philisophical disscussions or tales that everyone already knows ie. No Shit, there we were.

Usually the diner rats know all the waitresses/hostesses and have their personal favorites.
Often ordering naught but coffee and water the rats usually leave a substanital tip occasionally equal to or greater than their actual bill.

Diner Rat 1: Why are we always here?
Diner Rat 2: We're diner rats. It's what we do.
Diner Godfather: Guys chill we have to plan for the zombie apocalypse.

Tourist leaving diner: Those guys have been at that table since befoe we got here.
Diner rat overhearing conversation: oh good everyone else is here.

by Kei Crimsonfang September 19, 2008

dine and dash

The art of sneaking out of a restaurant without paying, even though you have plenty of cash to cover. Usually done after bar close with a feeling of invincibility, followed with feelings of guilt the next morning.

May include anxiety over the possibility of being arrested over a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast.

Real faint of heart will call back the restaurant with some lame excuse and proceed to drive back to the establishment with a 10 dollar bill clutched in their fist.

Denny's: Good Morning, Denny's!
Joey: Uh, hi. I was at your establishment last night and I got a call from a friend who was sick. He needed a ride to the hospital and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to pay!
Denny's: You don't say!
Joey: Yup, I will be there in 20 minutes with the $6.80. Good Bye.
Denny's: (After hanging up & speaking to manager) Last night's dine and dash will be in to pay in 20 minutes!

by Earl Woodrow July 6, 2007

dinero

spanish for money

dónde esta mi dinero, ese? - where is my money, nigga?

by cracker March 19, 2004

Dine-and-Dick Date

A type of girl that a guy dates that is easily impressed with expensive dinners and often offers sex out of adoration for the fact that the man has bought such an expensive and impressive meal. Often refers to a girl that has low self-esteem.

I can't wait until Saturday, I have a Dine -and-Dick Date with Sylvia.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Dingwell

Someone who publishes a vast quantity of academic papers whilst wearing a blue suit jacket. A 'Dingwell' normally exhumes an magic aura that makes people think they are not working hard and/or fast enough, and has a special affinity for glass and moose.

Don't buy that suit jacket, you'll look like a right Dingwell

by TeamMoose April 6, 2011

dineth

1). a type of moose commonly found in asia and north america/canada. it is an endangered animal due to the fact that it keeps walking into the path of a moving vehicle. often, it sings/grunts apologetic poems, asking eskimos from canada for forgiveness from various offences dineth has caused upon the canadian eskimo race.

2). a delusional boy who thinks he is a moose (see above). often a poet and likes to ask for forgiveness for various people due to his grievances. says hes from america, but is really usually sri lankan or irish.

did you see the dineth cross the road? he was grunting about someone forgiving him...

by meeeese June 25, 2009