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Trolls' Dilemma

The best way to deal with a troll is to not feed it. That's why the trolls' dilemma exists.

It is basically an insistence on the person being addressed (or group addressed) to respond or be considered defeated.

The urge to not have a default to defeat is strong for many, and so the trolls' dilemma may easily get a response.

This is the dilemma, though. To respond, the troll wins, but to not respond, the troll scores an arbitrary and often false 'victory'.

It is often used as a last resort once the troll has been exposed, or as a strong opening bait to hook the victims early.
"You all know deep in your hearts that there are secret alien organizations in our governments working against us all. You won't answer me, though, because you know it's true. You're afraid."

-- This is merely one way of using The Trolls' Dilemma.
by Groppal February 22, 2009
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Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.
Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.
by RoboCat April 11, 2011
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If you were trying to get a bolt loose in the motor of your vehicle, and it would not turn no matter how hard you try then it would be said that "the bolt is being dilitary".
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