dicklined

Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)

There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

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A dicklicka is someone with a smooth tongue and juicy plump ass. Dicklickas are better known by the term “dick-licker”, popularized by 12 year olds who often get “time out” for flicking their bunghole matter at the substitute teacher with arm pit tits, and are the truest form of peen-gobbling hotties.

12 year old kid - Fred, have you seen the new sub? I bet she could gobble peen like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Fred (also 12) - Yeah, she’s got a juicy plump ass. One day we should grow up and be kind to the dicklickas instead of having demeaning discussions about their head-giving abilities during time out.

12 year old kid - You are so right, Fred.

Fred - I would motorboat those hooters.

12 year old kid - same

by Dick’ns June 14, 2023

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