dickhead

A person who posts someone's name to urbandictionary.com as a definition of an insult.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 14, 2003

Dickbeard

1. Pubic hair.
2. Excessive pubic hair.
3. Pubic hair tailored and groomed to become a sort of long beard.
4. Sticky, cum-slathered pubic hair.

1. My dickbeard is gonna need a trim soon.
2. Damn your dickbeard is messy! Ever comb it?
3. My dickbeard is two feet long, beat that, idiot.
4. My girl had a dickbeard when I got done with her last week!

by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007

Dickhead Tax

A term given to the act of paying to partake in activity that is (or should be) free.

(Occasionally referred to as 'Sucker Tax')

Paying to enter a battle of the bands competition when other bands have not.

"Those boys got rinsed with Dickhead Tax"

"I'll let him come to my birthday party, but first I'll rinse him with Dickhead Tax"

"You can have a go on this swing after me bro... for 50p (Dickhead Tax)"

by Asunder July 5, 2012

dickheadry

Acts of a dickhead.

Dickheadry describes the, wilful or otherwise, acts of stupidity or negligence that can be traced back to a dickhead.

Joe's lack of care factor in processing this data can only be described as an act of dickheadry.

by Professor Bunyip January 8, 2016

Dickhead yute

Abusing someone in kind of a joking way - telling the person that they are a dickhead

Look at this 'dickhead yute'.

by dickhead yute October 27, 2018

Dickbrains

Someone who is a complete Idiot

Well you fucked that up Dickbrains see shit for brains

by DJ-Xcalibur September 21, 2006

dickhead

A stupid person.

Edwin is such a dickhead.

by Anonymous April 20, 2006