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Limp Dick Escape

Quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones penis due to being at a public function, Party or Bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and massaging of said penis later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence... In some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers...
Mr Mitchell had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp dick. On his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp dick escape
by limpdick escape plan February 18, 2011
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limp dick nick

An asshole friend who thinks he is better than you by abusing your name in rude ways
Hey Seth look at limp dick nick over there. He is being rally limpy and dicky right now!
by Zero Five Seven March 27, 2015
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Limp Dick Hippy Queer

A person who is poor and cannot get hard, and possibly gay.
Bruce: Hey let's go bully the poor Jewish kid who gets off to henti.

Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.

Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.

Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'
by Needle Dick 69 January 9, 2018
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LIMP DICK

nathan jackson is a limp dick
by Queenofthebawses November 6, 2018
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Limp Dick Supreme

Founded by jxhysdf on instagram. She invented this term in a mental hospital. A limp dick supreme is a man who has no sense of rizz yet somehow rizzes all the bitches up anyway. He is commonly known as 'goofy' and 'ugly ahh' yet he is seemingly very attractive in a way. Known to turn men gay.
man, Mr. Q is a limp dick supreme ong.
by jxhysdf June 14, 2023
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Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin
“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”
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