Limp Dick Escape

Quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones penis due to being at a public function, Party or Bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and massaging of said penis later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence... In some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers...

Mr Mitchell had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp dick. On his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp dick escape

by limpdick escape plan February 18, 2011

limp dick nick

An asshole friend who thinks he is better than you by abusing your name in rude ways

Hey Seth look at limp dick nick over there. He is being rally limpy and dicky right now!

by Zero Five Seven March 27, 2015

Limp dick pussy faggot

A weak man with a limp dick

Chuck is such a limp dick pussy faggot.

by Yacobinmugatu October 26, 2018

Limp Dick Hippy Queer

A person who is poor and cannot get hard, and possibly gay.

Bruce: Hey let's go bully the poor Jewish kid who gets off to henti.

Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.

Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.

Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'

by Needle Dick 69 January 9, 2018

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.

My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.

by dick limper October 11, 2017