Quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones penis due to being at a public function, Party or Bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and massaging of said penis later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence... In some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers...
Mr Mitchell had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp dick. On his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp dick escape
by limpdick escape plan January 28, 2011
by Zero Five Seven March 22, 2015
by Yacobinmugatu October 26, 2018
Bruce: Hey let's go bully the poor Jewish kid who gets off to henti.
Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.
Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.
Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'
Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.
Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.
Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'
by Needle Dick 69 January 09, 2018
A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
by Kirklovski March 10, 2023
Founded by jxhysdf on instagram. She invented this term in a mental hospital. A limp dick supreme is a man who has no sense of rizz yet somehow rizzes all the bitches up anyway. He is commonly known as 'goofy' and 'ugly ahh' yet he is seemingly very attractive in a way. Known to turn men gay.
by jxhysdf June 14, 2023
My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.
by dick limper October 10, 2017