diary of a madman

probably the best metal album in this world and any others. featuring the songs:

over the mountain
flying high again
you cant kill rock and roll
believer
little dolls
tonight
S.A.T.O.
and of course, DIARY OF A MAD MAN (wich is the best fucking song in the world next to hallowed be thy name by iron maiden. seriously i cant express how awesome this song is. and it has the best lyrics of any song ever written. the sheer genius of this song cant be compared to anything in existence.) any ways this is the best albim ever by ozzy . it is universally recognized as an icon of heavy metal. and anyone who disagrees can suck my balls.

if you font like diary of a madman then you can come suck my balls and die a slow and painful death.

by Xx_charlitos_xX March 3, 2011

Bloop Diary

99% drama, 1% awesome. Encyclopedia Dramatica would shit their pants if they saw it.

1. HOLY CRAP did you hear someone got offended by the site's POLL? Now they want to sue Bloop Diary!

2. She thinks she's ABOVE the drama because she posted in the drama thread about how she doesn't want to get involved.

by NOTCreepedoutbyEstellayo April 13, 2008

diaryofablackannefrank

Aids victim Holocaust survivor. Aka, Michaela.

Dude, you're such a Michaela (diaryofablackannefrank)

by Michaela lover August 25, 2011

Diary

A book containing plans, thoughts, hate for others, love for others,

Ok im finished writing in my diary lets go to the theater bow

by Gatopow July 3, 2019

Diary

Basically a notebook where you keep your secrets hoping nobody finds out your a furry. (No offense to furries by the way, Im just saying because some Ignorant idiots don't like furries.)

Person: Did you read her diary? Shes a furry..That is so fucking disgusting
Person2: Your free trial of living has ended.

by TheNotSoFunnyPerson May 20, 2021

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

by skylarskank June 28, 2008

Diary Queen

That beautiful temptress, guardian angel of all secret writings

Let me read them sexy life notes, DIARY QUEEN

by Charlie Sheenenator May 10, 2011