Deutsche Bahn

a theater of transit where the script is rewritten with each delay, and the stage is set for the perpetual drama of missed connections and lost hopes.

Oh I'm late again, thanks to the Deutsche Bahn.

by KJUEIKS December 11, 2023

Deutsche sonnenblume

a really cool guy with big pp that posts very funny memes

look its deutsche sonnenblume haha f u g g i n k i l l m e

by etgrtgrthfgth June 15, 2020

Deutsche Mark

A guy with lots of green flags and nothing of the BS you see in people. People say he's corny, but people just don't understand his humor. He also packs something big in his pants too, guess what it is...

Deutsche Mark? What an absolute legend! He never fails to amaze me every now and then.

by Botchi02 May 12, 2022

Deutsche Mark

A guy with lots of green flags and nothing of the BS you see in people. People say he's corny, but people just don't understand his humor. He also packs something big in his pants too, guess what it is...

Deutsche Mark! What a lad, such an absolute legend! He never fails to amaze me every now and then.

by Botchi02 May 12, 2022

Deutsche Lufthansa Roblox

Crappy ROBlOX airline that makes anti-Semitic jokes that is owned by laceboyo and GermanBretzel.

Deutsche Lufthansa Roblox will never launch period!!!

by NLFan42 June 7, 2021

You got Deutsche Bahned

Literally: "the German state railway company Deutsche Bahn, notorious for canceling or delaying trains inconveniently, has struck again at your expense". Figurative uses of the phrase blame other travel mishaps on Deutsche Bahn, regardless of the mode of transport.

I need a shot of your face and the train everything, just like, "You got Deutsche Bahned!" -- Tom Scott to Sam Denby, Jet Lag: the Game season 13 episode 2

by dickoon2 March 21, 2025

Deutsch

(V) To smoke, drink, or get otherwise intoxicated and have fun with the boys.
(N, past participle) Deutsched. A state of intoxication.
(Adj) A description of a person who is nelk and raftus due to their intense level of alcohol consumption and resembles celebrity vlogger Kyle Foregard.

U boys down to deutsch tonight?

Bro it’s a Tuesday.

I’m way to deutsched rn, I can’t talk to my parents.

I have a week streak of bevving with the boys.
Wow you’re deutsch asf.

by Cactus657 March 14, 2023