Deuce of Ages

The most epic shit that anyone has ever shat or ever will shit. A thunderous eruption of excrement unlike any the world has ever known. The kind of shit that puts all other shits to shame with its impossible magnitude and regal malodorous splendor.

Felix: I just took an incredible shit.

John: Yeah, that's great dude.

Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.

John: Uh-huh.

by buttcheeks_mcgee September 30, 2009

Splooge Deuce

Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.

My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 1, 2009

Deeeep.io

Deeeep.io is an .io game created by a developer named Federico Mouse. You start out as a fish, a weak ass thing without fins to eventually become an apex. With multiple apexes in the game, there's lots of opportunities to play and try out new things, as well as many creatures to get to tier ten, or apex. There are also currently 5 gamemodes, FFA, Original, Pearl Defense, Toxic Algae, and 1v1 matches to play. Unfortunately, previously-said developer is not very active, and many people who try to reach out to him have gotten no reply. Either he's 6 feet under, quit the game, or is super sneaky to hopefully get in a Christmas update.

I reached Stonefish in Deeeep.io and then I got my ass teamed by a bunch of fucking teamers. Fuck them.

by Radical Tourist April 22, 2018

Deuce Hour

(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m., that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;

(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.

(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.

(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the john, because it's almost Deuce Hour.

by Coast Trash September 3, 2008

Deuce on the loose

A turd that is anywhere except for in the toilet or in a person.

1.

Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!

2.

first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.

second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?

first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.

by CrazyAndyD October 20, 2012

heineken deuce deuce

Often referred to as the 22 ounce bottle of Heineken beer.

I drove to the liquor store to pick up a heineken deuce deuce. Out of a brown paper bag I finished her with ease.

by brawss August 17, 2009

The deuce is loose

Taking a huge crap.

I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"

by Sir_Poopsalot November 19, 2013