Degermify

To sanitize your hands, or a surface.

“Okay before you use the rulers, please degermify your hands.”

by JustinBiebersPetOtter September 16, 2021

dernernt

Verbally challenged

You dernernt use your words I don't understand you sound it out

by B&B INFO CENTER May 21, 2022

dargeresque

NOT related to Homestar Runner. inspired by Henry Darger.

An extremely personal (and often extremely time consuming) body of work--usually of the creative variety and often extensive/sprawling in its execution--which was intended purely for personal edification, with no apparent intention of the work in-question ever being shared with anyone in any meaningful way.

The choices, language, idioms, imagery and/or motifs employed are often so deeply personal to the original creator that they have little if any coherent meaning to any other viewer, who is/are likely to only gain access to the work itself after the creator has died or gone missing.

My friend has been trying their hand at automatic writing lately. I snuck a peak when they weren't looking, and it was completely dargeresque. not a single sentence made any sense to me, but my friend really seemed to be getting a lot out of it in spite of that.

by anonymous March 6, 2023

Reverse Dergen

The art of sitting on the toilet facing the cistern and deficating, thus leaving a dirty, unremovable skid mark in the pan.

I showed him said paul, ive perfomed a reverse dergen in his mum and dads toilet.

by henchworthy October 27, 2010

Derbert

A roller derby pervert. Someone who watches women's roller derby just for the T&A.

I see that lone creepy dude every bout. He always sits in the stands with his binoculars, what a derbert.

by PizzlefoShizzle November 9, 2009

derge

A sloppy undefined turd which is not quite solid yet not quite liquid. These often occur after eating curry and they are very difficult to wipe from the anal area. At least half a toilet roll is needed to remove it and in some extreme cases even baby wipes are recommended to avoid the transfer of skiddage to underwear.

Mum!!!! Ive done a derge!!! You'll need to bring me even more bogroll!!!!

by amydingleberry August 11, 2006

dercer

someone who's gay that has aids, and he spreads it all around

dude 1: did you hear about that one guy?
dude 2: No
dude 1: that guy is a total dercer
dude 2: that dercer better stay away from me

OMG! Look at him with all of his boyfriends, he is such a dercer!

by emmuhlee December 10, 2008