delfie

A selfie of the dick. Sometimes referred to as a "dick pic".

Person A: "What are you doing in the bathroom, you're taking ages!"
Person B: "Just taking a delfie lol."

by dvno May 21, 2015

Delfin

A sordid and rancid tree with the ability to move freely among the population. While only native to the Philippines they have evolved and studied ocean currents to float to other islands in the pacific, more specifically New Zealand. While passing their perennial stages they start to develop compulsiveness to other biological organisms which include tobacco and Japanese girls. These hideous creatures lie constantly for financial gain and sometimes even pointless reasons. Instead of gaining nutrients through photosynthesis these creatures anchor their roots into the "goodwill" of others constantly freeloading and lying to the hand that feeds them. While these disgusting parasites always freeload they sometimes give up anal sex for a way of enhancing their chances of receiving goodwill which can result in using up to a bottle of lubricant every month. You are likely to find a Delfin at the local starbucks or timezone wasting money and not getting any better at Tekken especially in regards to air volleys. Their obsessive nature makes them very aggressive and unpredictable especially when their mai is threatened. The common enemy of this species is a Harroon. This Haroon is a rag headed sand nigger who can obtain mai anytime it wants. The ancestors of a Delfin are often shirtless and siblings of a Delfin often have similar names resulting in the combined initials of KKK.

Example 1:
Delfin: Mai please talk to me I love you, JUST FUCK OFFFFFFFF, I have a pink car, Kazuya.
Haroon: ALLAH!

Example 2 (verb):
Jameson: I don't smoke
TT: Stop being a fucking Kenneth/Rommel cunt.

by Vincent John Steele October 19, 2011

Delfino

A person who tries to impress the ladies by inviting them to his lab where he conducts dildo experiments while drinking fake tea.

Sarah: I am going to enjoy my date tonight.
Katie: Oh girl you shouldn't go through with the date. He is nasty. Did you know that he is a Delfino?
Sarah: Eww really? Well I'm going to call off the date.

by Sunny Pixie April 26, 2016

Delfts

(bijv. naamwoord, bijwoord)

1. geen sociaal besef, zich asociaal gedragen zonder rekening te houden met anderen

De TU Delft trekt veel lieden zonder sociaal besef aan. Men gedraagd zich asociaal omdat men (1) geen sociaal besef heeft vanwege nerd of (2) geen rekening houdt met anderen.

Persoon A zet speakers luid aan terwijl persoon B reeds muziek aan het luisteren is.

B tegen A: "Lekker Delfts hoor"

by deinke October 28, 2016

Delfin

Delfin is a pack of cute men who pick up alot of bitches and fuck until their dicks fall off

Delfin will fuck your bitch

by Delfin February 18, 2017

delfin

A branch of fake civilisations where all of the streets are the same aswell as all the houses being the same. Melbourne examples of delfin include: Craigeburn, Caroline Springs, The Heath.

Examples of a delfin civilisations include: Craigeburn, Caroline Springs, The Heath.

by Jay Flavell September 21, 2006

Delfino

The act of becoming a patron of an establishment simply to masturbate in the toilets.

Named after the Delfino restaurant in Mossel Bay, South Africa.

"Chief, I can't believe I just bought a guava milkshake at the Delfino just so I could have a wank in the toilets... and on Women's Day too!"

by Train Sniper August 20, 2007