deez nuts

The greatest male dis of all time

John:you got tikets to the concert this weekend?
Lance:naw,who's playin?wheres it at?
John: deez nuts in your mouth

by John Lawrence December 28, 2005

deez nuts

what came in the mail today

Guess what came in the mail today!!!
What???
deez nuts!!!
What flavor???
STRAWBERRY!!!

by s22jjames January 16, 2019

deez nuts

funny term that cool people use

hey you want some of deez?
deez what?
deez nuts! mutha fucka

by calvizzal October 5, 2006

deez nuts

Often used to fuck with people and piss them off, sometimes said as if singing a song like "Deeez Naauuuts."

Shawty wanna ride wit me ride wit me crack d nauuts

by CrackDatNut November 1, 2004

deez nuts

A way of saying: OH SNAP YO! YO ASS GOT TOLD! or generally making the reciever look like an idiot.

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, CD's.
Me: see DEEEZ NUTS!

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, tapes.
Me: Tape DEEZ NUTS to your chin!

by DCrookZ November 11, 2003

deez nuts

testicals
balls
nuts

guy:hey candiz
gurl:candiz what!?
guy:can DEEEEEZ NUUUTTTTS IN YOUR MOUTH

by JORDAN LEWIS January 28, 2004

deez nuts

you know what they is, it can mean alot

You know that indian girl Shuma?
SOME-OF DIS DICK IN YO MOUTH!!

You get BOFA?
BOTH-OF THESE NUTS IN YO MOUTH!!

Yo that chick is hot..you like blondies??
BLOWIN-DEEZ NUTS!!!!

You know some fool OTIS?
OH-DIS DICK IN YO MOUTH!!!

by atlpatl December 21, 2006