by killerfaggot December 2, 2020

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019

by Shady Owl December 4, 2019

The day of the year on which you do ANYTHING you want with your boyfriend. Typical December 3 activities include, but are not limited to, watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, eating pie, having copious amounts of hot and amazing sex
I can't wait for December 3, my boyfriend and I are going to do some crazy stuff, if you know what I mean.
by CMell October 28, 2020

A reference to the song “Heather” by Conan Gray. In the lyrics he sings
“I still remember third of December, me and your sweater”
On 3 December you should switch/give a polyester sweater with/to someone.
“I still remember third of December, me and your sweater”
On 3 December you should switch/give a polyester sweater with/to someone.
by Fatgay December 2, 2020

by PersonIDontLike December 2, 2022

by Iyan December 2, 2021
