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December 3 

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!
December 3 by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019

December 3 

The day where NO ONE can call you shit
Steve: Hey it's December 3rd do you know what that means

John: yeah the day no one can call you shit
December 3 by Shady Owl December 4, 2019

December 3 

The day of the year on which you do ANYTHING you want with your boyfriend. Typical December 3 activities include, but are not limited to, watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, eating pie, having copious amounts of hot and amazing sex
I can't wait for December 3, my boyfriend and I are going to do some crazy stuff, if you know what I mean.
December 3 by CMell October 28, 2020

december 3 

boy: hey what day is it?

boyfriend: its national give ur boyfriend a kiss day AKA december 3!!!
boy: okay bring it in
december 3 by unknownbaddie123 December 2, 2020

December 3 

It's December 3 have you listened to Heather?
December 3 by RandomNarratee December 2, 2020

December 3 

Dec 3 is give you crush a sweater day so get off your phone go give them a sweater
You:here it’s December 3

Crush:thank you!
December 3 by Geeskipper December 2, 2020