December 

Since people are worn out from slap ass month and grab ass month, it is now dick twist month. So watch out boys, you’re about to get a purple peen.

*twists dick* “OW what was that for?! Oh wait it’s December.”

December by Urmuumgayy69420 November 2, 2019

December 

It’s NO cuddling December. All of December you are not aloud to cuddle with ANYONE.

Bf: hey babe do you want to cuddle?
Gf: we can’t cuddle it December

December by Madi16 November 6, 2020

December 

If you were born in December your very hot,cute,sexy,loving,caring,and funny.

The doctor:when’s your birthday?
Me:December 7th

The doctor:okay...wait...LuCkY
The doctor:December birthdays are the BEST

December by Oh wOwOoOoOo November 8, 2019

December 

No twerk December

Girl:I can’t twerk all mouth

Boy:girl we had to do nnn all last month

Girl:leave me alone

Girl:No twerk December sucks

December by Respect the trip Karen December 1, 2019

December 

December is the month to celebrate Christmas. You may celebrate it the first day of the month, or on the actual day. It’s the month to get ready for the cold winter. And to also get ready for the presents and food. It’s also to celebrate New Years Eve! Whatever it is, just get ready to blast the Christmas music kids. And I don’t wanna hear any rap music. I’m not a karen, just, no.

Girl: 0Mg!!1!! ItS December!

Girl 2: oMG!!1!!1!1! yaYyyYyYy!!1!!

December by vvmoneybucksx October 25, 2019

December 

The month of December is now no nicotine December

The whole month of December you can’t use any nicotine if you do you are out.

December by Nationalday101 November 4, 2019

December 

In December a guy can grab girls titties and a girls can grab guys dicks GO CRAZY or go home

Girl:did you just grab my titties?
Guy: YES it’s grab tittie or grab dick December

Girl: ohh right *grabs dick*

December by LILOKILO November 5, 2019