Killer scorpion dumpings

A bowel movement that feels so awful it is as though you are shitting live, angry scorpions.

"Oh man, I just had a ton of hot wings. I'm going to have some serious killer scorpion dumpings tomorrow."

by Rechan December 28, 2008

Dumping Someone

When you don't like/hate your significant other and want to break their heart cause you don't want to be with them anymore. This could also be interpreted as ending your relationship with someone. Most relationships end because your significant other is either:
-Ugly
-Stupid
-Gay/ Lesbian
-Bad in bed
-Bitchy
-Not a good boyfriend/girlfriend

Gabriel (The boyfriend) : Hey Kelly, you're the best girfriend in the world and I love you forever :*.

Kelly (The girlfriend) : Fuck you Gabriel, I wanna party and have sex with 20 different guys all at once. I'm dumping you!

This is a perfect example of "Dumping someone"
In this example, Gabriel got dumped but his now ex-girlfriend Kelly.

by Eric Crabs Petersmith November 13, 2011

dimping

A female excessively lusting after a male to the extent that she makes a damn fool out of herself. In other words, the reverse of simping. Dimping is exhibited in many forms including:

- giving away the sex too easily
- initiating communication too often and getting bent out of shape when the response is slow or non-existent
- telling all her girlfriends how much she wants to have so-and-so's babies
- showing up at a guy's home uninvited after he's rejected her for the millionth time
- creating shrines of her most beloved male celebrity despite knowing deep down he'll forever be unobtainable

Word of advice to parents: tell your sons not to simp and your daughters not to dimp. It's bad for their mental health and self-esteem.

Dear Dr. Phil,

My daughter Susie Q is boy-crazy over this silly guy at school. She follows him around, built a shrine for him, and keeps saying she wants his babies. Please help her to stop dimping. I'm worried about her future.

- Worried Parents

by pythonrus September 16, 2020

Illegal Dumping

When the male is about to ejaculate and pulls out of the vagina and just places the tip of his penis against her asshole and ejaculates inside without her approval.

My buddy was kicked out of bed after illegal dumping in his girlfriend.

by dvnwind April 6, 2010

Beaver Damming

When another person of any gender gets in the way of a woman's attempt to initiate sexual contact with another woman. This can be by distractions or their own sexual flirtations.

Dude, I was at the bar with Sheila and she totally started Beaver Damming me for that ginger chick in the corner! I won in the end though- who's the beaver dam now!!

by Spunky love December 17, 2010

front dumping

ejaculation

"I was front dumping my old lady last night, filled her pink pocket and her stink rocket. high five."

by chester99 March 18, 2018

granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.

"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."

by brendan July 22, 2004