Daffa

A person that will typically order the most expensive food on the menu as long as you’re paying.

“Yo what are you gonna order?”
“Oh I’m just gonna do a daffa”

by dcitonarry September 1, 2018

Daffy Bint

British slang for 'Crazy bitch'

Tell that daffy bint to get the feck out

by PerryDaPlatapus November 18, 2013

daffy-twacker

A guy who puts milk and butter on a another guy's balls and then spanks him while tickling his gooch.

X Sharp is such a fuckin daffy-twacker, I saw him in the window yesterday daffy twackin the little asian boy that lives down the street!

by st louie July 18, 2006

daffodilitis

Daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. Daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. Most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they're complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.

Jeff: "Hey, why isn't anyone working out today?"
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."

Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."

by Nevada January 26, 2006

daffy-nition

1)a definition which is incorrectly or confused usage.
2) wrongly defined by someone.
3) or abused with mis-understanding of some one intentions.

his daffy-nition of Religiousness was to continuously pray to a coke machine in the laundry mat.
Simply is A) confused as pimple.
B) defined as crumple.
C) abused as nipples and that is a under-stated mis-understanding of a simple word.

by ok-Doke March 16, 2008

Daftodill

A pretty but dumb individual. A person who makes up in cuteness what they lack in actual substance. A slightly less evil version of the valley girl.

Those daftodills sure didn't know what to do once they landed on Mars. What a bunch of daftodills.

by eraera April 30, 2008

duffoo

Pronounciation: da-fooh
Adjective: total nonsense, shenanigans, stupidity, something super frustrating and bittersweet

Verb (duffooed): thwarted or pwned by someone who has no idea they are thwarting or pwning you, or thwarted by someone with the best intentions who is totally clueless

Verb: Dude, I totally liked her, but she has a boyfriend--I got duffooed

by spacemyelin May 28, 2014