Cynthia

Cynthia Loves a good ketta sesh but wouldn’t mind getting her hands on any substance. Chews your ear off and loves XE.
Fuck tonight’s going to be a Cynthia
by Hughesy1234 December 04, 2018
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When a person lets horses consume every thought they have. They love horses more than humans. Any time they see a horse, they just stop and stare.
1. Going to horse shows every weekend
2. Having horse stickers on everything (ex. Horse on the back of your car)
3. Giving up any type of social life to further your horse showing skills(ex. Leaving the beach for a horse show)
4. making horse sounds in public

Ex. "she is going to another horse show?!?! She is a cynthia for sure"
by dougieallday September 02, 2010
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Cynthias are naturally beautiful human beings (usually blonde) and possess very sweet personalities, but won't take your shit. They are very athletic and dabble in a variety of sports, such as dirt biking, softball and gymnastics. Unfortunately, their talents cause them to be singled out by their coaches, who are bitchy, worthless, jealous pieces of horse shit. In relationships, Cynthias usually wear the pants (leggings with a thong underneath actually) and have their boyfriends coming back for more, even after the relationship is over. Cynthias always have a lot of food, but hate sharing. As a result, they have to fart a lot, and never fail to announce when they do.
Guy 1: Wow, check out that girl's ass; you can't even see the lining of her panties underneath!

Guy 2: Yeah dude that's Cynthia. She is one classy betch.
by Mojomofo April 18, 2016
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crazy bitch with a big heart. the most amazing friend that any girl could ask for. loyal, hardworking, and beautiful in every aspect. future wifey and baby mama material.
cynthia is the type of woman that I would run off to vegas with to get married.
by mifea0309 April 21, 2021
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If your name is cynthia your pussy probably taste like celery
Yo i heard cynthia’s pussy taste like celery
by ny_hoee December 29, 2019
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"there is a cynthia in the bottom of a pool"
by Gamerkobe August 03, 2020
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Cynthia is a bitch who thinks she is the leader of a wolf pack and has a demon soul and she owns a bearded dragon she abuses her friends just kidding but seriously she is evil
cynthia is so evil she tasered me in the side
by dizzylizzy345 February 21, 2017
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