Cockadoodle Deuce

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

by early riser July 13, 2009

Um Chucka Willy

A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:

Um Chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove.
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"

He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two

When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"

by nickreaper September 3, 2012

Cluckathon

Any venue where a large group of women of highly questionable morals, intelligence, and sexual tendencies; have gathered en masse.

AKA: A room full of chickenheads.

Boxes: "I went to Iguanas last night and checked out to hip hop room. Every where I looked, I saw nothing but bird-ass bitches."

Homie: "Oh word?"

Boxes: "Yeah son, it was a straight up cluckathon!"

by Mr. Boxes October 6, 2008

cockaholic

an insatiable lust for the shaft

hannah brown is a cockaholic

by kaleena April 10, 2006

cackatonic

(Adjective). The word Cackatonic means to be "Extremely Homosexual."

Alex: Look at that kalb-kid over there, he looks gay.
Nick: Yeah... He's being very cackatonic.

by Nick Pickel & Alex Beaves March 29, 2007

chuckabout

A girl who is slight of frame and as such can be flung around by any potential mating partners. Usually on the lighter side of 8 stone depending on the male in quetions upper body strength.

Oh my god look at her she is definately a chuckabout!

by Flinger May 22, 2005

Cackass

An adjective often used to express disdain for the qualities of something or someone. Also see raggedy.

"I was destroyed at the paintball field because my cackass rental gun kept jamming."

by JustinBer January 18, 2008