Crunt in the Nadgers

A good hard shot to the bollocks. A thump in the love spuds, right in the Queensburys . A punch in the twins. Straight in the business. A kick in the jewels. A knee to the nuts. A crisp headbutt to the testicle. A cock punch gone horribly horribly wrong.

Acknowledged by scientists as being the most painful event that can possible befall the human body. Proven to be 19 times more painful than childbirth.

You carry on acting like a dumbass and you're gonna get a crunt in the nadgers.

by renstar September 17, 2015

Crunt

A despicable person

Donald Crunt is a despicable person.

by Frank Farquhar December 6, 2022

Crunt

Noun;

a word used to define a certain species of person that is the cross between a Crustacean and a Cunt

"Wobbles you Crunt!!!"
"Wobbles you are the biggest Crunt in the World"

by Angrol June 18, 2024

CRUNT

An individual that possess both the cunt and the runt characteristics.

The little weasel that robbed my granny is a crunt.

by Be4no77 August 10, 2025

Crunt

When someone is both crazy and a cunt.

Yo that bitch is a crunt! She not only cheated on me but did it with my own Dad!

by TWD Fan May 29, 2018

Crunt

When u aren't allowed to say cunt

That mother fucker was such a crunt

by Bummol March 14, 2021

Crunt

1. The unwanted, leftover, hard food residue on counters, pans, pots, and various other surfaces

2. A minor inconvenience

"Ew! There's a bunch of crunt on the table."

by Cruntman03 February 12, 2024