Crunch

A crunch may be referred to the act of masturbation or wanking

Boy1: that girl is fit
Boy2: i may just have to go crunch over her

by gablehallstudent February 22, 2010

Crunch

Eating lunch w/ some people in conjunction w/ getting wasted.

Hence, Crunk Lunch

I went over to John's house for some crunch.

by Jballintegrity December 28, 2005

crunching

To get crunked around lunch time

theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell's....bbq with a side of keg stands.

by fuell December 28, 2005

Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.

Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."

by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011

butt crunch

To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.

Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!

by bigballofyarn September 9, 2009

tax crunch

The best ice cream flavor at baskin robbins.

"Tax crunch is kona coffee ice cream with crisped rice chocolate? I think I just came in my fucking mouth"

by JPorpoise May 22, 2010

crunch mode

The way one works during crunch time. In an effort to make up for schedule slippage and meet a deadline, workers are required to make sacrifices including (but not limited to) sleep, nutrition, social life, hygiene, and product quality.

The whole team is in crunch mode, so we've got the sleeping bags in the office and we're sending out for more pizza.

by Evac156 February 22, 2005