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The Crumble Song

The Crumble Song - The best song every made, written, produced and sang by Lorraine Bowen.
The Crumble Song:

"Everybody's good at cooking something, and I'm good at cooking crumble. In fact I've got some in the oven, would you like some?"
by MrAdemola123 June 18, 2020
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That's the way the cookie crumbles.

1. (sympathetically) These things happen, even if we don't like them.

2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!
1. "No fun tonight. The party's been canceled."

"That's the way the cookie crumbles."

2. "You scratched my car!"

"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"
by Downstrike May 28, 2004
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles
by Al May 31, 2004
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crumbed chicken

A sexual position in which the male penetrates the female's anal cavity until almost reaching sexual climax, he then redraws his falace and ejaculates semen onto the female's bare back. Once the ejaculation has taken place, the male throws a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral (aka sand) onto the freshly prepared semen.
duuuude, i gave her the most epic crumbed chicken last night.
by TBT2NV April 29, 2010
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that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...
by Andrew May August 13, 2007
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Gooche crumbler

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.
gooche crumbler, do ittttt
by duhlinky April 19, 2010
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.
Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by King Among Men May 28, 2004
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